Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019
Get the You can lay your legs on me if you want tomug. Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
by tonyfamous November 2, 2011
Get the My dick is so hard I could lay a brickmug. Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.
by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011
Get the National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.mug. a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.
Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!
by weave August 25, 2003
Get the LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBERmug. Even though he's not my man, I can make him my lay down friend. Side piece boo friend personal friend hennessy weed nasty freaky Netflix and chill nightshow
by kydeelou September 6, 2016
Get the lay down friendmug. 
Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.
Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.
Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.
Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.
Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.
by Omencaptains June 13, 2024
Get the Laying pipemug.