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chat-lag

staying up too late, chatting with friends, especially in different time zones.

Chat-lagged: Misinterpreting IM messages because of a altered state of mind.

Chat-lag: The act of replying to IM in a delayed fashion as a result of chatting with multiple people at the same time
"I woke today, all chat-lagged. Couldn't function at all!"

"My cool cat buddy in Beijing kept me laughing all night, or morning his time - half way around the world. Now I'm chat-lagged."
by Cat Beijing April 24, 2010
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Brain Lag

During a gaming session, brain lag is when your brain does not work until it is too late in some situations.
EnderBender28: "Bruh why didn't mash there until it was too late? You got grounded by DK Side B."
PridedFox77: "I had brain lag."
by PridedFox77 September 15, 2022
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LAG

In an effort to eliminate hurtful homophobic slang from our American slang, please say LAG when ever you are tempted to call someone a FAG.

Homophobia is not cool. LOVE is. Thank you to every single homosexual couple that adopts a child anywhere in the world. Heaven and Hell salute you.
Omigod you're acting like such a LAG, just go say hi to that horny girl already. You know she will totally let you bone her in her b'dunk'a'dunk
by American Unity Movement June 28, 2011
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LAG

Lonely Anime Gamer
Nothing wrong with anime nor being a gamer, I'm talking about the omega Simps that feel in love with fake woman and a real woman would cause them to nut on sight
"Bro your such a LAG."
"Don't act like a LAG dude, let's go outside."
"Remember that big LAG in high school."
by AndySkit March 28, 2023
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Lag

As a verb,

fall behind in movement, progress, or development; not keep pace with another or others.

As a noun in physics,
a retardation in an electric current or movement.

Commonly used in 2 scenarios

When traveling to another region with a different time zone and you need to adjust your sleep cycle to it is know as "Jet Lag"

When playing an online game and having high latency with the online service causing your game to partialy freeze or seems to jump in time
"they stopped to wait for one of the children who was lagging behind"

"I have a lot of lag, i cant play like this"
by R409 November 24, 2023
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Jet lag

Something you can avoid by driving or taking a train.
Kevin felt more like passing out than most people who caught a flight to California when he got there, but at least he didn't have jet lag.
by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019
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Lag

a excuse squeakers use when they die
Squeaker: 0mg , Y0ur s0 bAd 1v1 me

*They die in a 1v1*
LaAaAaAaAaAaAg
You only one because of lag
by Aaaaa virgin October 12, 2018
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