kong ping video

the only place left for hentai. weird asian porn.

person 1: "fuck mate, did ya see that kong ping video, had a bit of a good time with the dog cunt"
teacher: "what the fuck is kong ping"

by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD November 2, 2020

KingoftheC

The who sucks off little children; The biggest homo in the universe.

Oh shit its KingoftheC we got to get out of here

by Anon-myster October 8, 2020

Kongstipation

When you feel like taking a shit but you just can't!

Dude, I've been so kongstipated recently. I haven't pooped in 5 days!
Hey, eating some fiber will help with your kongstipation

by aldkjfalksdj December 12, 2020

Kong

A fucking khaki thong

“Hey, do you want to get kinky?”
“Ya babe, let me grab my kong!”
-somewhere in bumfuck Missouri

by JPaul Getty Productions December 22, 2020

Köng

The act of Hating on women because you're a man. A philosophy by Albin.

- Oh you hate women Albin??

- Yeah Köng!

by PEÄr December 30, 2020

Kong Squeakair

A tennis ball that squeaks.

The dog won't let go of the Kong Squeakair ball.

by funnymemes03 January 18, 2021

KingOf420

The greatest artist of all time

KingOf420 rocks?

by TheEpitomeofAwful January 27, 2021