Junk Content

A term analogous to "junk food," describing media designed to capture and hold attention through high-stimulus, low-value elements. Just as junk food is engineered for immediate sensory pleasure but lacks nutritional value, junk content provides instant gratification and emotional engagement but is deficient in depth, educational value, or long-term significance. Over time, consistent consumption of junk content can have detrimental effects on cognitive and emotional well-being, much like the negative health outcomes associated with a diet high in junk food.

OpenAI. (2024). Definition and Characteristics of Junk Content. Retrieved from OpenAI's GPT-4.

"Ever since I started consuming more junk content, I've found it harder to focus on reading books or engaging in thoughtful conversations; my attention span seems to be shrinking."

by rexosaurusrex July 7, 2024

Junk

Jewish spunk. Semen created in the (typically smaller than average) ball sacks of Jewish males. Large quantities of junk can be found during the act of a synagake.

David drenched Lindsay in a gallon of Junk after their son's bar mitzvah.

by Craig in NYC July 13, 2011

Talking junk

When trying to speak and perform oral sex at the same time.

My girlfriend bit me while talking junk.

by Metalflakesunshine April 11, 2022

quadra junk

Your run of the mill automitve 4 barrel carburetors which came factory on G.M. cars backnin the days of gas guzzling diosaurs with v-8 engines. Performance was erratic at best and at full throttle they would go boooooog! Was one stupid enough to show up at a street race vs a car with a holley equipped auto. Mister quadrajunk was sure to loose. You could put one on a decent hotrod engine then it would be known as a Quadra Junk Rod Molestor as it would slow it down.

Hey Leroy bring me a cup of gasoline to pour in the carburetor, so I can get the Caprice cranked, hurry up law is coming, Damn "Quadra junk" has done hung up again.

by Big Daddy C Murder July 15, 2024

Jankity-junk

Busted ass shit that barely functions.

Ashley's no name shitbrick phone was jankity-junk and she knew it. Shit couldn't even run ScratchCrap@

by Trelios May 29, 2020

slam junk

A variation on a handjob, a slam junk is performed by jumping in the air with your arm outstretched, then slamming your hand, masturbation-style, onto the recipient's dick as if dunking a basketball. The more preferable variety of this position is performed with the recipient at a slightly higher elevation of 10 feet, although this is optional.

Yo, man, go lay down up there and I'll give you a slam junk!

by ACID13X May 26, 2012

Junk puppet

A name given to an individual who will like a puppet can be controlled by drugs or money to jump on anyone's junk.

The 49th man in line spat on the junk puppets gaping arse!

by P4n1k November 20, 2019