the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.
by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022
Get the Junk Shovelingmug. This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.
As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.
by Bloody Snotbubble August 7, 2011
Get the junk tugmug. A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
by lol_words October 3, 2018
Get the both hands on my junkmug. by Streckdog69 January 21, 2024
Get the Junk rushmug. by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011
Get the Junk Mailmug. Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM
Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.
by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022
Get the Digital Junk Mailmug. by 74M3NUMB3RS October 19, 2019
Get the junkmug.