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Junk Shoveling

the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.
Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.
by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022
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junk tug

This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.
As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.
by Bloody Snotbubble August 7, 2011
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both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.
"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"
by lol_words October 3, 2018
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Junk rush

a multitude of unsolicited genital photos sent at once
Edmond Junk rushed me last Monday on insta.
by Streckdog69 January 21, 2024
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Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole
John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"
by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011
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Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM
Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.
by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022
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junk

Relax man,I've seen your junk before -Amethyst(Steven Universe Episode"Maximum Capacity")
by 74M3NUMB3RS October 19, 2019
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