July 23

Make out with you girlfriend day. Guys, girls, and non binaries, go and kiss your girlfriend today

Girl 1: B, my bf just made out with me, he typically doesnt!
Girl 2: Thats because its July 23

by MortilaCormilla July 18, 2022

July 31

The smartest kids, to the dumbest. To the best kids!

“Whens your birthday?”

“July 31”

“Is that why you were smart then dumb?”

by Idkska January 19, 2022

July 14th

itsyourfavgoat finally got all the colors right
(@ itsyourfavgoat on tik tok)

ur mom: hey, what day is it today?
papi chulo: what do you mean?! today’s July 14th! when @itsyourfavgoat got all the colors right!

by anonymous July 15, 2021

july 24th

july 24th is national ask out ur crush day.

ASK THEM OUT ON JULY 24TH ALREADY U PUSSY🤭🤭

by ootem6900 June 23, 2022

9th July

The day the most beautiful most perfect woman ever existed becomes your one and only forever.

On the 9th July 2022, the most wonderful person I’ve ever met in my entire life becomes the person i want to be with for the rest of my life and i am so great full to ever meet her

by Wang2.0 May 4, 2023

17th July

National Emoji Day! People born on this day are natural leaders too!

Me: ITS 17th July !

X: ok and?
Me: NATIONAL EMOJI DAY

by hugzsunkin January 20, 2022

July 14

the best person ever was born on this day. a girl who was born on this day is the most gorgeous girl ever. she deserves the world. this girl may struggle at times but she is always there for you, so be thee for her. show love and support to this girl because she really is a prize to have as a friend. go give her a hug and show that you appreciate her.

it is July 14th I should go tell her I appreciate her
Ellie: hey I really appreciate having you as a friend
*hugs*
Mia: thanks, what was that for?
Ellie: it's June 14th

by 24carrots May 18, 2023