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Jizz Sleeve

A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.
“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”

Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person

“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”

“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021
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Jizz spurt

When your cum goes EVERYWHERE!!!
Last night I gave johns mum a jizz spurt she's still wet now!!
by Cunt slayer69 March 13, 2017
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jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants
she has a jizzing percentage of 80%
by EPrayer January 26, 2011
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Santas Jizz

An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.
Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?

Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.

Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011
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jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise
Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!
by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017
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Jizz cream

The shit that comes out of your dick when you jizz.
If you rub me the right way I'll shoot jizz cream.
by mdotpreis March 27, 2015
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Desmet Jizz on It

The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: Welcome to Desmet!

Soon to be Freshman: oh wow, this school must be really cool!

Junior: It will be after the Desmet Jizz on it.

Soon to be freshman: What was that?

Junior: nothing... Ay boys! We gotta freshy!

Group of students: Aw ya!
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 27, 2017
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