jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

sphincter jizz

having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"

Ew! Somebody left sphincter jizz in the toilet. Ass didn't flush! Check the splashback too!

by definition_master November 6, 2009

Jizz Guards

Glasses worn by a lady to stop jizz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.

"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."

When a pretty lady walks past.

"Look at the jizz guards on her"

by Rickaaaay September 21, 2014

Santas Jizz

An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.

Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?

Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.

Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!

by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011

jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017

jizz mac

A juicy combination burger from McDonald's.
Remove the bottom bun of a cheeseburger deluxe and then put it on top of a crispy chicken sandwich with lots of mayonnaise.

A jizz mac is easy to swallow.

by lgenorr November 3, 2017

Jizzed Up

The event in which one has a gargantuan erection of the penis; a mega boner

"John was so jizzed up his penis was twice the size it had been before and solid as a rock!"

by randomthingamajigs June 25, 2022