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Italian Apple

Fuck cannoli! I want an Italian apple for dessert.
by Angelo D August 26, 2008
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italian foreplay

a fon coule, that girl... even my best Italian foreplay, natch.
by carmine calandrone March 9, 2012
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Italian

I'm so sick of hearing this ridiculous shit that Italian people "aren't white"

NEVER BEFORE have I heard this before I came to this site and saw these ridiculously stupid definitions

ITALIAN PEOPLE ARE INDEED WHITE! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!

I'm Italian and I'm light skinned, and damn proud of it!
And no, I most certainly do NOT fit the horrible Italian-American stereotype.
The only reason the douche bag guidos are tanned is because THEY'RE FAKE TANS!

IF YOU'RE ITALIAN, YOU'RE WHITE, SO BE HAPPY
Irish Man: I'm white! go me!
Italian Man: Me too! go US!
Irish and Italian Man: WE ROCK!
by AlexGaba December 4, 2009
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Italian Soda

When you urinate in a girl's mouth and then turn around and fart in it to where it makes jacuzzi like bubbles while she gargles the word "Carmine"
Hey bro, I just gave your mom the italian soda!
by F'n Nick September 25, 2010
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Italian Nasal Soup

A collection of heroin-addicted homosexual Italians' boogers which has been microwaved, and then frozen into a penis mould, which is then used to sexually pleasure one's partner anally, and then used as a garnish for soup, which the other partners then consumes.
Leroy enjoyed Tyrone's Italian Nasal Soup after an intense booger penetration session.
by ScottJamalSecond October 16, 2011
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Italian spooning

When a man and a woman sleep together and the man sleeps with his penis inside the woman's vagina.
Jeff: "Hey baby, are up for some Italian spooning tonight?"
Kelsey: "You can park it for the night hun."
Jeff: "Fuck yea!"
by coltsrock37 March 21, 2012
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Italian lightning

When someone sets fire to their property or business to collect the insurance money - arson. Usually with a belief of mafia involvement
Did you see the pizzaria burnt down. Business was bad, it must have been hit by Italian lightning
by CCPhilly May 24, 2017
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