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Mom jokes

something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man
"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"
by anonymous July 3, 2017
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Inside Joke

That pizza was pretty good, right guys (inside joke).

(insidejoke)
by Rawrrawrs3 December 21, 2021
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99% Joke

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.
Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.
by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009
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Half Joking

Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.
*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.
by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015
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Joke Accepted

Person 1: get a new girlfriend.
Person 1: it was a joke..
Person 2: JOKE ACCEPTED!!!
joke accepted; meaning that you get a joke or accept/approve of a joke.
by Kaliegh Pickles June 6, 2018
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Habanero Joke

When something hilarious happens or said and it only becomes funny after a short delay of time.
-James laughs at something that happened 30 minutes ago-

James: You know how when you start laughing about something way after it already happened?

Bill: Like a habanero pepper, it's in the back of your throat and it's just starting to get hot now?

James: Yeah i just got a habanero joke right there.
by Spyridon June 30, 2018
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joke necrophilia

engaging in the act of beating a long dead joke over and over in its grave
dude 1: deez nuts
dude 2: stop with the joke necrophilia
by areallycooldude June 27, 2021
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