Taint

(noun)- a girl/woman you don't actually like as a person but when you're drunk and sexually frustrated, you booty call them. Despite being sober they often agree to fuck but believe it will lead to a serious relationship and tend to cling afterwards. Getting rid of a taint is similar to getting rid of a drug problem: it requires the help of friends, multiple relapses, and a certain amount of self-loathing after each relapse. It's also possible to have more than one taint.

Sorry man sounds like you've got a taint

by tulanegoldentaint August 12, 2011

taint rub

What else would it be you stupid motherfucker.

"hey so listen stacy, shut the fuck up for one second a give me a taint rub ho."

by Fighter Hayabusa July 08, 2003

Hairy Taint

Something you should totally Google.

Hey, you should go Google hairy taint.

by Nameuser44 February 28, 2020

Face Taint

The area between the two orifices of your mouth--between your nose and your mouth.

I shaved my face taint yesterday, my moustache was starting to look scraggly.

by MyChemicalSweatpants July 29, 2010

Pucker taint

Area of a man's taint which when pressed or licked causes his asshole to contract

I always cum like a wild cat when my girlfriend puts her thumb on my pucker taint

by Jason Dmc December 02, 2008

Mega Taint

The fictional or factual area on a person located between the wiener stick and the asshole of a person who is either nut-less or accused of being nut-less indicating a higher than normal pussy factor.

1) The footage is a little grainy, but it appears Dan has a mega taint.

2) Dan, I can't believe you're such a pussy. That chick was practically begging you to put it on her face and you just whimpered something and walked away. What a mega taint!

by Chamen September 16, 2009

taint fritter

noun - a patty-like substance that develops due to the co-mingling of taint juice and dingle berries.

Damn, she's so nasty she's building up a taint fritter!!

by Gatordaddy September 22, 2008