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Nip to nip

Like tip to tip, except with nipples instead of dickles
There was only one small bed so we had to sleep nip to nip all night
by allthedadjokes April 16, 2022
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nips of steal

Nipples so hard no amount of bra padding can keep those dudes from poking out.
sherri used her nips of steal to break the ice from the car door.
by messy bun October 25, 2017
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Cone Nips

Cone nips are two enlarged pencil tops on your chest.
They are like Mantits, but were created by the devils of Dairy Queen, just not edible.
Person #1: Daaaaaaaamn! That guy got some floppy Cone Nips!
Cone Nips Guy: Thanks, I got it from my Dad.
Person #1: Jesus! Does your dad own McDonalds or somethin?
by |JP| July 15, 2016
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Nips

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nips:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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scoop your nips

when someone tries to pull Your nips out and stick them up Your bum
if you dont help me kill this kid, i will scoop Your nips
by Jerome ASF September 25, 2016
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NIP

Not (non) important person(people).A South African slang which is the opposite of VIP.
Of course you can't go through,you are one of the NIPs
by Bvovo October 29, 2017
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Power Nips

Nipples that are so erect that the show through multiple layers of clothing.
Girl says, “It is freezing in here!”
Friend says, “Yup, you totally have power nips!”
by PineappleLifeGirl August 13, 2022
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