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In the past, a hooptie was an old car, really raggedy or just worn, that had seen better days. A hooptie could be a car that had been in a fender bender and the owner opted to fix the damaged body panels with mis-matched colored parts from a similar car from the junk yard. In high school, if your car (no matter what it was) had four different make tires on its four corners, it was an automatic hooptie! If it had one different make tire amongst 3 of the same brand, you might still be driving a hooptie! At some point, "hooptie" began to get reserved for big ass American cars from the 50s, 60s, and 70s. Lately, those few left over big cars from the 90s and 00s can qualify, but it must be American. If it was a raggedy little car or a foreign car, it was a "beater" or a "bucket." A true hooptie must be American!! There is a new additive to the term which is "Love." These days, most of us have a special affinity for big old Detroit-built land yachts, whatever the condition, that mom, dad, grandma or grandpa drove. In fact, where would the "Low-Rider" be without a cheap or abandoned hooptie like a 60s Chevy Impala or Mercury Marquis? In the future, "hooptie" will mean a well-loved vehicle. It's a car that elicits looks and conversations. How cool is that? Hooptie: not an insult at all!!
I'm rollin' in my '64!! Well, right now, it's just a hooptie, but wait 'til I trick it out!!

I just scored a bomb-ass hooptie for less than $1500!!

I'm feeling your hooptie, bro!!

Me: "That's a cool old Cadillac, young lady!!"
Elderly original owner of said Cadillac: "It's my hooptie!!"

(The preceding were real comments heard on the street!!)
hooptie by Detroit HoopDees March 21, 2022
A car that is pretty much ran down already, and cant be used anymore. Almost or already falling apart.
"My mom has a volkswagen beetle, its on its last leg, though, pretty much just a hoopie."
hoopie by vivianmp4 April 14, 2022

red hoodie

A red hoodie is a word me and my friend created describing when a person says something and another person unintentionally says something that has either nothing or little to do with the subject or perhaps makes the subject really cursed. This usually happens in groupchats when two people are talking at the same time.
1. person 1: ,,you guys piss me off"

person 2: ,,ugh my cat is taking a shit rn"

3. dennis: ,,OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME MY CAT GOT CANCER"
person: ,,i have a red hoodie"

baseball hoodie 

SoCal Sundevils Eric Camacho invented the baseball hoodie hot or cold weather one must always wear the baseball hoodie under a baseball jersey
The power or rally of the baseball hoodie

baseball hoodie 

Socal’s Sundevils famous for the Macho man always wearing a hoodie underneath his baseball jersey no matter the weather hot or cold one must always wear the hoodie
We’re winning today macho man wore the baseball hoodie

Hoodie Rule 

You get one letter spelling difference when you weren’t circumcised. It’s called the hoodie rule.
"You misspelled Gees!"
"It's OK. I am not circumcised, I get the hoodie rule!"
Hoodie Rule by LiveTwizzle July 20, 2022