Canada's History 

The kinkiest, most complicated, second-most potentially offensive sex act ever performed. Requires a Stanley Cup.

"You know what I want to try? Canada's History."
"Woah man, I'm calling the cops right now."

Canada's History by Headward February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Canada's history is any act you do with a moose two beavers and hockey paraphernalia. Often taking the form of two men and two women having sex with the moose and two beavers in various sexual acts. Often leaving only death and despair in the wake of the act. It has been said that the French Indian war was lost because of the invention of Canada's History. Michigan is America's first state to outlaw Canada's History.

I don't know why we did such horrible things to that moose but one of the beavers bit my cock and I don't know why any woman would request Canada's history as their sexual fetish.

Canada's History by Cobi_321 February 4, 2010

canada's history 

a sex act wherein a legally married same-sex couple consummates their marriage on their honeymoon.

Canada's History is a sex act that would happen if Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi came to Canada for a quickie wedding and honeymoon.

canada's history by The Canadian Teacher February 4, 2010

Canada's history 

A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Man, we did Canada's history last night and it was awesome!

Canada's history by ColbertFan81 February 5, 2010

America's History 

america is to the World what terell owens is to Football, what sean avery is to Hockey, what kayne west is to Music Industry, that's right, the Planet would be a much better place without all of the aforementioned, particularly, without the usa.

America's History can be summed up in the same manner Stephan Colbert summed up Sarah Palin..."Fucking Retarded".

America's History by pseudonamous February 11, 2010

art history 

That crazy class that is still cool cuz you see a lot of happy pictures like the black square

why are you not looking at the pics, you are in my art history class!

art history by laker April 25, 2004

canadas history 

nastiest of nasty sex acts

Joe was performing some canadas history last night when his pants lit on fire.

canadas history by adudenamed_jon February 4, 2010