hersey hummer

When you're getting a blow job and accidentally shart in her face

Melvin are too much chili, and surprised Christina with a Hersey hummer while she sucked him off

by RCJ931 January 20, 2017

herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.

1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.

by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017

Hersey Blast

When a female shits in the males mouth. The male then puts the poop back in the girls anus

I got pink eye from that hersey blast last night

by Hersey blast April 19, 2017

Horseshit

Horseshit = laughable Bullshit.

Can we get our vote back ?
That’s Horseshit ! Horseshit ! You show no respect for me or my golf course. The Donald

by GetOffaMyLawn May 29, 2017

hermes link

When you go down on her, while chewing croissant, and she cum al over your face

Damn son, yo bitch hit me up with that hermes link last night. it was al over me.

by ice blue mink June 21, 2017

horseshoe cock

A cock that does a complete u-turn. Or cock that completes a complete 180degree turn facing the owner.

He came on his own pants due to his horseshoe cock.

by Aperse June 25, 2017

horseshoe cock

A cock that turn a complete 180 degrees.
Having a cock that does a complete u thrn

I accidentally came on myself due to my massive horseshoe cock.

by Aperse June 25, 2017