Gooch Hierarchy

A type of group where each member is ranked in regards to how hairy ones gooch is (hairiest on top, baldest on the bottom).

Dude Willson has the hariest gooch i've ever seen, I bet your bottom dollar that he is the king of the Gooch Hierarchy.

by PubicHairMaster January 16, 2025

Gooch Dribble

The sweat from the ball sack

Go Lick Gooch Dribble

by The Banter Lad January 6, 2017

Gooch Cheddar

Occurs when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without showering and a thin layer of cheese accumulates between the crack and sack.

This type of cheddar is a close cousin of Fromunda Cheese.

I’ll have the triple cheddar burger, but if Gooch Cheddar’s on the guest list, I’ma pass.

by Ricky Suenos January 18, 2025

Gooch Week

The bit in between Christmas and New years Day

Arghhh you're working during Gooch week? That sucks!

by 50ShadesOfTommy December 28, 2018

Gooch

( This Word was Made By an Unknown Artist Named Rasberry Kiwimoji Or So Ghostmoji This definition is just another word for Nice and is also a catchphrase that they use often

🦊 You're looking very Gooch today

Oh what a Goochy morning 😎

Oh my goodness is that a bat in your tree goooochh yea 👻

by Rasberry Kiwimoji April 20, 2022

gooch

the area between the nut sack and the anal cavity

Brad: She was into some kinky stuff.
Chad: Like what?
Brad: She violently dominated my Gooch hairs until I was bleeding and screaming in pain.

by GoochEnjoyer October 7, 2023

Gooch Gobler

Someone that aggressively licks the taint

All the girls say nick seester is a gooch gobler

by ShlankDaddy20 February 11, 2020