gooch

a synonym for good

i feel so gooch right now

by notwillb November 7, 2023

Gooching

Used instead of ‘joking’. Funny because a gooches are funny.

‘Did you know spiders have 9 legs’
‘What? since when’
‘Nah bro I’m just gooching haha’

by Grace Olusanya August 25, 2025

Gooch

When lesbians get pussy.

I just ate my girl out and her gooch was great.

by Shlongdong.com January 27, 2019

gooch of dawn

The time period befor sunrise

We have to get up at the gooch of dawn

by Slaerx June 18, 2024

Professor Gooch

A man with vast knowledge of the Gooch

That fat, old, irish man from the seaside sure is a Professor Gooch

by Tinytaint July 6, 2025

gooch pocket

The area between the anus and balls to hold small objects.. mainly used by your local fundraisers

“My buddy got pulled over so he used his gooch pocket to hide his stuff “

by Fokbuddy October 11, 2023

gooch cube

Possibly originating from one Harriet Whiting via her diary circa 1945. The entry containing the term - like most of her writings - is littered with ill-applied mechanics, making it notably difficult to discern at times. Because of this, certain phrasing within the entry gave rise to the mystery of the "gooch cube," where Will Gooch - a man mentioned plenty throughout the diary, his surname but once - is described to have "...cubed the cattle," with the help of another man, Van Epps. Mr. Gooch's enigma of a surname combined with the odd phrasing of "cubing the cattle" (later substituted with "caking") gave rise to the term with "gooch" already being slang for a man's taint as of roughly 2003 ("gooch" as a noun being the gender-swapped counterpart of "cooch," a guy-cooch).
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.

ORIGINAL CITING "Van Epps bought 100 bushel corn piled on field west of State Land and he never went to church but hauled some in his trailer to-day and helped Will Gooch cube the cattle in p.m."

"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"

"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."

by soiled_it January 29, 2024