fuckin friday

n. A weekly holiday in which all participants say the word "fuck" as much as possible

Person 1: "Dude, what day is it?"
Person 2: "It's fuckin friday, fucktard."
Person 3: "Oh fuck, it is fuckin friday."

by teh1337c September 17, 2010

fucking spectacular

It's better than owning a baby panda.
It's better than meeting Big Bird.

Things that are fucking spectacular aren't things that make days.
They're things that make lives.
Like Old Spice commercials.
That shit's fucking spectacular.

Haley is fucking spectacular, because she takes photos of koalas and once beat a honey badger in a game of Monopoly.

by Stewart I am. September 12, 2013

Fucking Excuse You

To be offended and your saying excuse you but with fuck in it

Stacy: Your bottom ia nasty
Grechin: Fucking Excuse You but your lip isn't any better

by htt. suckass June 2, 2015

Fuckin Nagger

Something no one cares about or wants on this planet

This fuckin nagger is useless

by Marshall Mathers May 31, 2017

faking the snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

"I think he's faking the snake. The stolen snake is the only thing that seems to make his story credible, the rest sounds like bullshit."

by Niks Bro November 1, 2017

Clutch-Fucking

(v.) The act of driving slower than one should, thus making the person behind them be stuck between gears. the effect is worst in a manual.

A: Hey you're boggin' down, downshift.

B: Then I'll over-rev. This guy's totally clutch-fucking me.

by I call my shits grumpys February 18, 2010

Big Fucking Weird-Looking Walrus Fuck

Basically just a fucking killer insult from Trailer Park Boys.

Ricky: Fuck off Phil you Big fucking weird-looking walrus fuck.

by Truckerboy1993 May 30, 2018