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ass fruit

Ass fruit is basically anal fondue, where-by one person inserts small fruits (grapes, strawberries, etc..) most of, or all of the way into another person's ass and then bites or sucks them out to consume.
I plopped some fruit into my girlfriend's ass, and then enjoyed a nice little buffet of ass fruit as I sucked them out.
by DJDiggler August 8, 2006
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Fruit Salad

A gay sex position when in an orgy, genitals are just rubbed together
Jim: Hey dude I bet that guy had some fruit salad last night
Paul: no way dude. He's straight
by Louisiana Fast : ) July 26, 2017
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Fruit basket

Mom you seriously need to stop being a fruit basket!
by SexyBeast80 August 29, 2011
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Wet fruit

Yo she had some good ass wet fruit.
by Ball master March 12, 2017
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fruit farts

Non smelling farts brought on by the devouring of fruit.
I just ate two apples and now I have fruit farts
by lyonsmane November 21, 2013
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Juicy Fruited

Really drunk or high, messed up really bad.

Disoriented from a controlled substance, meds, or alchol.
I drank some Mickey's and smoked a hooter last night, I was juicy fruited like a MoFo.
by The_Stogemiester May 19, 2006
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Pocket Fruit

The shit thats at the bottom of your pocket, like the white fluff you get after washing your clothes with paper in them, loose baccy, crumbs & general life skank.
robin: (reaches into jeans) ewww, look at all this skank i just found
chloe: blud thats some serious pocket fruit
by robin & chloe ftw April 4, 2009
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