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fruit truck

An overweight homosexual male of ethnic persuasion.
Did you see that fruit truck at the churro stand?
fruit truck by FireflyKid September 13, 2009
The resulting discharge upon standing up after one homosexual ejaculates in another's ass... The fruit is oozing
Elton John splurged a fruit uzy right before he left Ricky Martin's hotel.
fruit uzy by Nawlij-Base June 18, 2010

Fruit salad 

Having consumed a large amount of alcohol both eyes begin to close and flicker as if you have bitten into a lemon(one eye generally more than the other). While the lemon is almost universally excluded from fruit salads, this doesn't seem to have hampered the popularity of the phrase.
'He was so pissed he went full fruit salad'
'Did you see the fruit salad on him in those pictures'
'That girl went more fruit salad than a healthy lunchbox'

Fruit Cup 

Fruit Cup is a lazy transgender cunt bitch. If your a male you always have a cock up your ass.
Fruit Cup by Patrick Brosky July 28, 2017

Fruit Girl 

A girl who really enjoys eating fruit. Fruit takes her to another dimension that's why she always zone out. and that's on periodt. and that's on bananas. and that's on pineapple. and that's on watermelon with chamoy. Shes the type of person that doesn't like other peoples banana peels on her plate.
Fruit Girl by baddie124 January 30, 2020

Fruit roll up 

Someone who is so crazy but thinks they are normal.

The person just has so many issues rolled into one there's no point in trying to understand it.

There's just no hope and you just accept it and move on.
Person 1: i am so glad we got out of there. What's that crack head's problem.
Person 2: idk he's a fruit roll up.
Fruit roll up by DayZzz October 27, 2020