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Free Coltyn

A movement to irate an evil fuckboy named Skyler Davis from the American public system.
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Free Coltyn! Fuck Skyler Davis!
by SpankMeeDaddy December 19, 2019
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dairy free

no one:
not me:
not even fuckin satan himself:
ethan dolan: iM dAiRy fReE
by drippydolzz June 4, 2020
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Faux-free

Something advertised as "free," bearing no apparent terms and conditions, that later results in an ultimate cost/contract.
She signed up for free third-party text alerts about grocery coupons and later learned that you only get them "faux-free," as she was charged by her mobile phone company a monthly fee fo the coupon alerts.
by MommyMirror July 13, 2012
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Free-Pileing

Adj. The act of searching through a room that houses miscellaneous unwanted items in order to find something for yourself. Originating in the Berkeley Cooperative System, the term specifically refers to hunting through the "free pile room" where old co-opers leave their unwanted items to avoid clutter in the moving process.
"Sweet, I just found a pair of mannequin legs while free-pileing that I can put in my room!"

"I need a costume for the co-op party. Time to go free-pileing!"
by pawn takes queen December 16, 2011
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free slurpies

when you buy weed off of a person and they give the buyer a venerial disease
'' oh hey sean C. you got the bud and my free slurpies?'' ''yeah, unzip your pants."
by adamroth February 23, 2011
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Free Gas

From when after filling up your vehicle's gas tank, the needle lies above the Full line. In a sense holding more gas than physically possible.
David: ROAD TRIP TO BERKELEY FOR SOME CINNAMON ROLLS!!!

Matt: Why are you yelling?

David: Cuz we gots free gas. So it's free.

or

Maddie: Do you have any free gas so we can we go on an adventure Gab-riella?

Gabby: Absolutely Madeline Rose.... should we invite Paige?

Maddie & Gabby: Nawwww.
by Junko915 February 28, 2011
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Free Cheese

An expression for when you get something for free.

Originating from a band of Cornish smugglers who abandoned a load of cheese at the bottom of a beach, after not being able to carry it up the steep slope. The local villagers stole it before they could get back to it, creating the phrase "free cheese".
"Just got an extra chicken nugget, free cheese"
by 6EQUJ5 February 9, 2023
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