science boner

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.

Eg.

Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it

person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one

Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures

Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research

by OrganisedMishap June 27, 2016

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Springwater Environmental Science School

lol

Springwater Environmental Science School is poop all the kids are werd

by Lucille the weird kid June 7, 2022

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Boolean science

A model which states that Godel's incompleteness theorem is unable to count the second-set of-points in a non-Tarski object.

A Tarski object has two sets of points; one inside of the object and another set on the surface of the object. Boolean science tells us science cannot count the second set of points if they are inside of the shape.

by flightfacilities February 21, 2022

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science patna

more than just a partner in science, science patna is a friend to all. -

"hey, that courntey is a real science patna."

by Loannah May 19, 2009

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Bigfoot Science

The art of combining faulty logic, false correlations, and prejudices to come to incorrect conclusions. Commonly used by both "Bigfoot Researchers" and Trump supporters.

random noise in the woods Must be Bigfoot! broken tree trunk Sure sign of Squatch activity!

News that scientists studied Coronavirus variants

Bob: Them damn liberals created COVID in the first place!
Sounds like you have been watching Fox News, again, Bob - that's just Bigfoot Science.

by Bigfoot Scientist October 29, 2021

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