still got it flag football

a group of middle aged scrubs attempting to play football

bishop moore all star, foxxy marks plays for the team still got it flag football team

by Flamingo15 September 30, 2010

2 monkeys fucking a football

It look like shit

It looks like 2 monkeys fucking a football

by Donevin_is_sex_slave September 7, 2016

National kiss a football player day

U have to kiss a football player

Wow u r good at football lemme kiss u because it’s National kiss a football player day

by Ifuckedyomomhahaherbackhurtin October 23, 2019

And O.J. was a football player!

An expression used to remind someone else that a famous and talented person that they like is also a horrible human being. Term originates from former football great O.J. Simpson, who murdered his ex-wife and her friend.

Bob: How can you not like Cat Stevens?

Pete: He's a radical Muslim who condoned Ayatollah Khomeini's fatwa calling for Salman Rushdie's death, refused to blame al Qaeda for 9/11, and has funded numerous radical madrassas throughout Britain!

Bob: But he's a brilliant singer-songwriter!

Pete: And O.J. was a football player!

by thegreatrock June 24, 2011

American Football

One of the most physically and mentally demanding sports in the world. To all the europeans that think its a sport for fat people to run in to each other you're wrong. Fat people that play football usually suck. It takes way more skill than soccer (I've played both). Try going up against a 240 lb linebacker thats yelling stuff to you about your mom than runs at you with a full out sprint and hits you so hard all you see is black for a few seconds than says something about how he lit your ass up while you're laying on the ground. You need way more leg strength than any other sport. The low man wins and by doing this you have to get REALLY low than on top of that you have to push guys that weigh around 200 lbs that are pushing back at you. Also if you say pads are for wimps they really don't do that much. All they do is make opponents hit you harder. On top of your own weight you have to carry you now have to carry another 30 lbs on your back while sprinting down the field.

European that thinks football is gay: American Football is gay.

American Football player: No you're just a pussy.

European that thinks football is gay: Yeah you're right.

by bowdown May 25, 2008

Australian Rules football

The worlds greatest sport, also known as Aussie Rules and Australian football.

Fast paced, it incorporates the best aspects of all the football codes and the likes of basketball and boxing (unofficially).

It dates back to Melbourne in the 1800s.

Its premier league is in Australia and is the AFL. Amateur leagues exist in many countries including the USA, UK, Denmark, Germany, South Africa, Argentina, New Zealand and the list goes on.

The first amateur world cup, called the International Cup was held in 2002. The second will occur in 2005.

In Australia it is the prominent sport in Victoria, South Australia, Western Australia, Tasmania and the Northern Territory. The ACT and Queensland are coming around, but Sydney still needs work.

It draws greater crowds than Australia's other football codes on a club level (as Australia only plays Aussie Rules once-yearly in compromise rules against Ireland). The Grand Final draws a crowd of 100,000 people.

See for yourself:
www.afl.com.au
www.usfooty.com
www.aflcanada.com
www.nzafl.co.nz
www.barfl.co.uk
www.arfli.com
www.dafl.dk

by Ash January 16, 2005

Michigan Football

Funny Huh? lol

O-H-I-O

That chick was ugly, she looked like michigan football.

Hey Jim, What Matt? That guy tried to suck my dick. I think they call that playing michigan football in that state up north.

by buckeyefan101 September 23, 2009