Penis Fright

When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.

It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.

I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.

Example Situation:

John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.

John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.

He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.

There was only one thing.

John had penis fright.

by Mr. Sacman July 17, 2009

dirty pillow fight

a girl rubbing her boobs in a man's face

she gave him quite the dirty pillow fight last night

by katsopolis December 2, 2007

Puerto Rican beetle fight

When trying to flip your partner over for doggy-style sex is met with great resistance

Heather was down for some drunk fucking, but when I tried to flip her over for doggystyle we ended up having a Puerto Rican beetle fight for 10 mins

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

fighter pilot

A military pilot who flies fighter aircraft.

Can be: a wild individual who isn't afraid to take risks and usually can put away a wide variety of potables.

A fun guy to have at a party.

Some of the best fighter pilots around are Marine fighter pilots.

by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004

Bitch fight

Same as catfight. Bitches, women, girl-fight, Sexy girls fighting: bitchathon

2 bitches have a bitch fight, girl-fight bitchathon,
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyRvpR4XhK4

by suburbangurl84 September 10, 2012

Five for Fighting

It's hockey jargon; the most common penalty for fighting (on ice) is five minutes in the penalty box.

Domi and Alfredsson get caught by the referee cuffing each other against the boards; the ref blows his whistle and calls, "Five for fighting!"

by kerrigwen October 10, 2005

Foo Fighters

A corporate whore sellout band that makes bland generic radio friendly stadium rock music for the masses. People only like this band because Dave Grohl is a 'nice' guy and because the media ingrain this bland generic band into everyones brain that has been affected with mass advertising. I have got news for all you corporate whores with half a brain, just because the band members are 'nice' people doesnt mean it excuses them from there bland corporate whore radio friendly music. And also who the fuck in there right mind charges $1000 for 'vip' tickets? And who even charges $75 for 'Standard tickets'? Wanna know who? corporate whores that wanna make money and nothing else. If dave grohl cares for his fans (only for there wallets) then why would he charge $75 yet alone $1000 for tickets? I know why, to feed the corporate major record label government whores with money and fill there bank vaults up. Same thing goes with Dave grohl and the Members of the foo fighters. Its all about money and greed.

Corporate whore 1: Lets go see a Foo Fighters concert because I have a plastic brain and cant think for myself. Corporate whore 2: Dave grohl is a nice guy so that excuses him from his bland generic radio friendly music and im gonna come to the concert with you just for something to do. Corporate whore 1: *takes a loan out of $2000* Foo fighters: we will give you guys a 50% discount off of those tickets. that will be only 2000 more dollars please.

by GG ALLIN XXX November 4, 2016