flower-dicked

Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.

Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!

by EmilySunset February 27, 2015

Flow's Law

Given enough time, every late night IRC channel will eventually talk about Philosphy, get "Deep", and talk about genitals. While this will occur in no specific order, these conversation pieces will inevitably emerge given sufficient conversation time.

"Why do we always end up talking about genitals?"
"Flow's Law."

by Flow.multi July 25, 2015

flower boobs

Really nice boobs.

Jules has flower boobs.

by imyourgrandma May 15, 2016

flower mowing

Intentionally doing a job so poorly that you will not be asked to do it again. For example, you do not want to mow the grass so you "accidentally" now down the flowers so no one will ask you to mow the grass again.

He's just flower mowing to avoid being asked to do that job.

by Traveller64 May 21, 2017

Flowbeed

To recieve a truly atrocious and bland haircut, one lacking all finesse and style

Aw man did you see Zach’s bowl cut? The dude got flowbeed

by BigBoy700 June 14, 2018

Flower Cookie

A pretty, homosexual that looks good enough to eat.

Guy 1: “Check out that hot guy!”
Guy 2: “I’d like to get to know that flower cookie!”

by Trixie Montgomery August 14, 2018

flowerboiii

flou-erboi
1.(noun) with all the spam,drudgery and broken dreams. To him the world is still beautiful.

2.A guy whose first priority is his appearance and women. Soft spoken and is misunderstood by women.

She wouldn’t fall for him since he is a flowerboiii

by Flowerboiii November 22, 2018