A story told on the internet, about real life, that turns out to be fiction. Comes from the website www.bash.org, a site listing humorous logs of IRC conversations. A common theme is that of a user telling a story of how his building is burning down, the joke being that he had to tell his friends on the internet about it before running for his life.
"You know that story Jim's always telling, about the woman he slept with that ended up being his buddie's mom? Turns out it's just a bash fire."
by RunningFool February 16, 2006
The sensation one gets after a night out in the town eating vindaloo or any other hot substances- usually curry. In the morning, after relieving your bowels, the ring of fire comences no matter how much you wipe it or rinse it under the sink. Usually last between 2-10 hours, symtons itchy,hot burnin arse of pain
"man, last nights vindaloo set my ring on fire" "i have a ring of fire due to my excesive vindaloo consumption"
by ffion red January 12, 2007
The classic EVE corp whipping boy. Usually gay and a total asshole. Can sometimes be found smack talking like hellwarrior but lacks the skills to back it up.
by Roba March 23, 2005
The best band to walk the planet, a truely unique group of guys. Worth checking out, they have an extremely hardcore but splendid fanbase. Not pronounce AFEE, so get it right. Insult them and I'll kill you.
by Nikki December 15, 2003
When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.
Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"
Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"
Sam- "dude, so what happened?"
Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."
Sam- "righteous man, righteous"
Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"
Sam- "dude, so what happened?"
Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."
Sam- "righteous man, righteous"
by Ryan January 08, 2007
A popular american sport where they like to bomb anything that moves including weddings, their allies, the press corps, aid workers, their own men......
by black flag June 07, 2004
A proud and glorious nation in the Avatar: The Last Airbender series. The Fire Nation only tries to help other nations of the Avatar world move into the future but Water Tribesmen along with their mentally retarded minds cannot understand the benefits of Fire Nation hegemony which is why water tribesmen need to be killed off.
The Fire Nation is always constantly under attacked by idiotic Water benders, internal communists like Iroh and Ursa, Maoist "Freedom Fighters", and avatars like Aang who could care less about "the balance" and only wish to spoon feed their Marxist agendas to people in the avatar world.
The Fire Nation is always constantly under attacked by idiotic Water benders, internal communists like Iroh and Ursa, Maoist "Freedom Fighters", and avatars like Aang who could care less about "the balance" and only wish to spoon feed their Marxist agendas to people in the avatar world.
by The Harmeister April 09, 2008