hard fart

The forcing out of flatulence in the hopes of either encouraging a bowel movement or creating a loud noise to impress your friends. Hard farts can be very dangerous in that they can be followed by moderate to severe pain that can either be temporary or more chronic as in the case of hemorrhoids. They can also result in the soiling of oneself and creating and embarrassing situation

"Johnny pushed a loud hard fart out. Everyone laughed. Johnny abruptly left the party, never to return"

by whoins February 14, 2009

Fart fan

1. The proper name of the bathroom exhaust fan. It's purpose is allow moisture and smells to vent, prohibiting mildew growth, and nauseous guests.

Kevin: Becca, there is no fart fan downstairs, you have to use the bathroom upstairs if you need to take a dump.

Becca: I'm good, thanks.

by zombiedater January 18, 2010

Firecracker Fart

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

HeJohn says to HimDavid, "Stay away from the taco-truck today, just took a hot'n'steamy logger with the Firecracker Farts encore at the end!"

by rw2019 May 9, 2019

fart tent

The process of farting underneath the blanket, creating a tent, and sniffing away

Man, i drank some milk the other night and made one hell of a fart tent afterwards.

by Sennix October 29, 2006

fart attack

when one has multiple violent farts in a single sitting

gee patrick you just had a fart attack

by the fart king September 7, 2010

Car Fart

1) When the driver of a car equipped with power windows farts, and locks the windows creating a "gas chamber".

2) a way of getting out of giving unlikeable people a ride.

I won't ever get a ride with Steve ever since he made a car fart. John started throwing up and Jenny passed out!

by What's a pseudonym????? February 22, 2009

acid fart

A hot, smelly gas bubble expelled from the anus thus causing a burning like feel around the anus, sounds wet but sometimes silent and simultaneously causing a disgusting, panic causing, rotten-egg like aroma. Basically when you have the craps and your stomach is bothering you,most of the time those wet sounding smelly farts you squeeze out at that time is an acid fart my friend. Enjoy them.

Dude,I let out the worst acid fart in Debbie's face.

I thought I was going to shart but I just released an acid fart.

by tophieCC January 15, 2009