Farmer*

A totally ownage wolfenstein player. A hacker, but very good. FX Slaya loves his cack also.

Farmer* Just raged my fucking face

by Ian November 22, 2004

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"Johns" in search of street prostitutes willing to perform various sexual acts involving defecation and (if desired) coprophagia.

Man, I hate when farmers hit the streets and come to me for favors. Why can't I please these guys with some "vanilla" sex once in a while?

by Sniderg September 3, 2008

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Farmerswrap

When a thick woman wraps her legs around your head and smothers you in her large moist vajayjay.

"its a wrap from tim hortons with like a chipotle sauce hash brown egg and sausage" "it was weird tho the cashier tried to wrap her leg around me" - Christopher Di Genova's surprise encounter with a farmerswrap

by J Powow September 24, 2021

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Farmersliga

Farmersliga (also known as the Bundesliga to many) is the top-tier football league in Germany.

Known as the Farmersliga, due to teams like SpVgg G. Fürth and Arminia Bielefeld existing only for Bayern and Dortmund to farm for points.

Consequently, players farming goals and assists against these teams, like Lewandowski and Müller, are highly rated, when in reality they are utterly useless outside of the Farmersliga.

Hey man! Wanna watch Bundesliga with me?

Nah bro! I don’t mess with that Farmersliga crap. I prefer watching bigger leagues like the EFL Championship and Serie C.

by Lombard Montague June 17, 2022