Skip to main content

Everett deepthroat

When a person is nodding out on drugs while sucking a dick
Last night I seen Tasha and got an Everett deepthroat
by Dilphy October 28, 2025
mugGet the Everett deepthroat mug.

Everything

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY! CLAIR OBSCUR WINS THE THING! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!
Hym "Let's go Clair Obscur! They win the thing! They won the awards-Everything! And rightfully so! It is literally a perfect game. BUT THE SOUNDTRACK! Literally the only thing better than the game... Is the original score... To the game! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!"
by Hym Iam November 21, 2025
mugGet the Everything mug.

Everything You Know is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally, I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Graham's
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everyt
by NickKeyboard December 25, 2025
mugGet the Everything You Know is Wrong mug.

Jizz Everything

A game that consists of sticking another person to anything they wish. If you stick someones head to anything then it is considered a cum shot and you lose the game.
What are you playing? Jizz everything , wanna join?
by Mr. Poopypants12343 May 30, 2011
mugGet the Jizz Everything mug.

Chief Everything Officer

A person in start up business who is responsible for everything from top down to down up
He is a CEO of a start up and he does everything... so is he a Chief executive officer ... no dude , he is Chief Everything Officer !
by QuirkyCEO October 17, 2017
mugGet the Chief Everything Officer mug.

safety everything

The term “safety everything” is used to tell someone to do something regardless of what it is they have to do it if that term is said .
“ safety everything you have to go streaking!”

*Other person goes streaking*
by nonis March 13, 2018
mugGet the safety everything mug.

An Everton

Winning 2-0 and we did an Everton and lost it 3-2
by BigDunc August 25, 2018
mugGet the An Everton mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email