Eric Cartman

racist, fat, mean-spirited, sexually confused, and funny as hell. A main character on the popular animated show South Park. he hangs out with Kyle Brovloski Stan Marsh and Kenny Mccormick. constanly makes fun off Kyle for being a Jew. He lives with his mother, and we never see his father. He constantly is coming up with crazy plans to make money or just has stupid ideas in order to have fun. He is very whiny at times. He is The Coon

Kyle: "GODAMMIT, CARTMAN, YOU FATASS"
Eric Cartman: "SHUT UP, YOU FILTHY JEW!"

Example 2
Eric Cartman: "Mom, can i get a Chinpokomon toy?"
Mom: "No, poopykins"
Eric Cartman: "But meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem! I want the toy before Kyle gets it so i can be coooooooooooooooool."

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011

Eric Milder

The opposite of a wedgie. When somebody pulls another persons shirt over there head. I came up with this fine word when I was sitting at a window, and some guy yelled "Eric Milder!".

Jimmy: He gave me a Eric Milder!
HughGeeRection: lolwut.

by DiNoSaUrLeGoS September 29, 2011

Eric Baillargeon

A big nosed freak who is also a HUGE weeaboo and will suck a dick for some loose change

That Eric Baillargeon would give suck to anyone for some spare change

by SwolTeamSix June 18, 2016

Eric Wickboldt

A verb describing a godly sex maneuver in which one begins to glow with a heavenly aura, very similar to world famous pornstar Eric Wickboldt.

John: "Bro, I Eric Wickboldted my girl in the ass last night"

by LargeAndi March 5, 2019

Eric Shitbag

Verb - to Eric - to ditch plans with the lads in order to spend time with a female.

Insult - someone who partakes in the previously mentioned activity

Origin - Thirsk, North Yorkshire

"Awh man. Connor is ericcing to see his bird."
"Don't be an Eric Shitbag Connor"

by Shawaddywaddy mk.2 March 1, 2020

Eric Wang

Creepy Asian guy with 6 pack abs who starts every Tinder conversation with "Want to have sex with you. How tall are you. What's your number?"

A guy pulled an Eric Wang on me when he wanted to have sex right away instead of actually getting to know me first.

That's so Eric Wang of you to treat that girl like a piece of meat.

I'm no Eric Wang! I respect women!

by ThoroughlyModernMillie September 18, 2014

Eric Cartman

The closest thing to the true nature of human kind.

Eric Cartman...is...GOD!

by cutthecrap January 21, 2009