A VERY Garbage trash-ass reboot of the classic children's show "Thomas & Friends" that features overly simplistic animation and shallow humor. and introduces a host of new characters, many of whom are seen as unnecessary and annoying additions. It strips the beloved characters of their depth, replacing heartfelt stories with mindless antics and emphasise on silly humor and simplified plots detracts from the original's charm and valuable lessons. Many fans from the classic show feel it's so far removed from the original that it might as well be published on a site like Pornhub.com, highlighting how poorly it captures the spirit of the franchise.
Title: A Childhood Ruined: The Case Against "Thomas and Friends All Engines Go”
As I sat down to write about "Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go," nostalgia washed over me. I fondly remember the original series, filled with rich stories, relatable characters, and valuable lessons about friendship and teamwork. But this new iteration feels like a complete betrayal of everything we cherished.
From the moment I hit play, it was clear that the show is aimed at toddlers. The depth and charm of the original have been stripped away, leaving us with simplistic plots and mindless antics. Instead of the engaging narratives we loved, we’re presented with slapstick humor that fails to promote critical thinking or emotional growth.
The animation, while colorful and bright, is overly exaggerated and lacks the artistry that made the classic series special. This feels less like a continuation and more like a mockery of what Thomas once represented.
In my darker moments, I wonder if this show should be aired on a platform like Pornhub not for its content, but for how it defaces the essence of "Thomas & Friends." It’s frustrating to see a beloved franchise reduced to a babyish caricature. I can only hope that future generations will discover the rich tapestry of the original series and understand its true value.
As I sat down to write about "Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go," nostalgia washed over me. I fondly remember the original series, filled with rich stories, relatable characters, and valuable lessons about friendship and teamwork. But this new iteration feels like a complete betrayal of everything we cherished.
From the moment I hit play, it was clear that the show is aimed at toddlers. The depth and charm of the original have been stripped away, leaving us with simplistic plots and mindless antics. Instead of the engaging narratives we loved, we’re presented with slapstick humor that fails to promote critical thinking or emotional growth.
The animation, while colorful and bright, is overly exaggerated and lacks the artistry that made the classic series special. This feels less like a continuation and more like a mockery of what Thomas once represented.
In my darker moments, I wonder if this show should be aired on a platform like Pornhub not for its content, but for how it defaces the essence of "Thomas & Friends." It’s frustrating to see a beloved franchise reduced to a babyish caricature. I can only hope that future generations will discover the rich tapestry of the original series and understand its true value.
by EMD F59PHI November 9, 2024
Get the Thomas and friends all engines gomug. by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
Get the Angel Enginemug. A fluid-fuel-powered motor that is so poorly designed/maintained that its exterior actually catches fire.
One should periodically check "under the hood" for oil-leaks to reduce the chance of said power-plant's becoming an external-combustion engine.
by QuacksO October 3, 2019
Get the external-combustion enginemug. Created by NaturalMotion, Euphoria is a game engine that creates animation "on the fly" by using a skeletal-muscle system and a collision model, the AI that controls this "ragdoll" is aware of his surroundings and has an underlying sense of self-preservation. Used by Rockstar Games in their games (Eg. Grand Theft Auto IV, Red Dead Redemption, Max Payne 3.) Every reaction is different as it runs on a GPU instead of premade animations, characters will grab their wounds if shot, try to shield themselves from oncoming projectiles or walls, try and find a comfortable position when on the floor, grab things and other people and flail when falling.
Person 1: "Wow this euphoria (Engine) is great!"
Person 2: "I know! Why dont more companies use it!"
Person 1: "Too expensive."
Person 2: "I know! Why dont more companies use it!"
Person 1: "Too expensive."
by NotSoNaturalMotion November 25, 2021
Get the Euphoria (Engine)mug. A good looking woman
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~A jet engine works by these principes: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow. Just like having sex with a woman
by Vl.ok November 3, 2017
Get the Jet Enginemug. Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
by Engineer Gaming Tf2 March 8, 2021
Get the engineermug. You stick a vape up the female ass hole the smoke goes up her ass when she then blows the smoke up your ass for ultimate pleasure
by Lucas Hollywood December 12, 2017
Get the steam enginemug.