elephant's dessert

You sit on a girls face so your dick hangs over it like a trunk while she eats out your asshole.

I was getting an elephant's dessert and i farted on her face.

by sexy skydiver January 2, 2009

yellow elephant

Someone who lets their past failures and/or past pains prevent them from doing something for fear of getting hurt or other unpleasantness. An act of cowardice that is derived from past failures or shortcomings. Or anyone who has let failure prevent them from trying at least one more time

Combination of "An elephant never forgets." and "Yellow bellied coward."

James is acting like a yellow elephant for not asking that girl out just because he just got dumped.

by Jarness79 May 20, 2010

feed the elephant

To insert peanuts into the penis and massage them into the bladder.

She wanted to play Feed the Elephant but the nuts were too salty.

by Dr Floppinhopper July 30, 2016

baby elephant walk

a dance a male stripper preforms

he did the baby elephant walk for her on her birthday.

by KT<3 August 23, 2006

Elephant

A penis with a length of about 14-28 inches. Elephants are said to cause death to females on occasion due to intestinal bleeding or, in some cases, orgasms with intensity measurable on the Richter scale. Only a hundred Elephants have been found on Earth. One known Elephant belongs to Till Lindemann of Rammstein. The majority are said to exist somewhere in Africa.

Girl: My BF is about 6 inches, you?
Slut: My current BF has an Elephant. He made me so wide.
Girl: You're a slut, you know that?

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Elephant laxatives

The elephant laxatives was used in medieval time for homosexuals caught looking at other men in devious ways. And is meant to make (someone) literally shit their entire digestive systems out past the esophagus. Then the Homosexual will ejaculate the rest of his bodily fluids leaving him nothing but a resin of a corpse.

“Did you see the homo ejaculate cum blood and piss at the same time?” “ yea what the hell, we should have chopped his dick off and fed it too him, instead of using elephant laxatives” “ yea, or crucified him”.

by CowtonLee June 3, 2022

elephantaphile

someone who enjoys sex with an elephant, and prefers its ass more than a humans

When someone goes to the zoo, they hop in the elephants cage with no pants, and rape the elephant, known as elephantaphile.

by Some tank in a suit February 25, 2009