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Evan

A lil bitch ass red head that is only into bitches that don't shave and has a hard time looking "fly" in his snapchats
Guy 1: Did you hear that Evan died?
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: His bitch the bush wookie's gucci swallowed his ass whole
by PureProtein October 7, 2015
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The Evan

The Evan is a term used to describe the act of having sex with one's coat on. typically the male will aquire his jacket and proceed to boff (mate with) the female. Other phrases include the Double Evan, in which the female is also wearing a coat, or the Half-Evan in which the male has removed half the coat. The much more rare version of this, of course, is the Frozen Evan. This is when the male is wearing a fluffy down ski jacket. this often will get in the way of things and is chosen only by the most daring of Evaners.
"James and i did The Frozen Evan, you know, The Evan, only with a ski jacket, in order to spice things up in the bedroom, last night."
"Did it work?"

"Not even a little, the feathers in the down of his coat kept poking through and scratching me.
by lovesmaul415 February 20, 2010
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Evan Duff

A stupid pizza that thinks he's a trueee Zizza, but really he is zizza in disquise! SO WATCH OUT FOR HIM
Evan Duff is A STOOPID IDIOTA WATCH OUT!!
by Tony Jack November 1, 2008
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evangelical atheist

A term often used by frustrated theists as a slur against atheists. The term is a contradiction since atheism is not a belief system or a cause, nor does it have any dogmas or requirements. An atheist doesn't convert people.
"That guy thinks I'm an evangelical atheist because he can't defeat my arguments rationally"
by PanzerV February 18, 2010
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Evan

A name typically given to males (can have multiple meanings depending on origin)

(Hebrew) Stone; rock

(Celtic) 1. Youth; young fighter 2. Swift 3. Born from yew

(Scottish) Right-handed

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In 2012, the name "Evan" was ranked #47 most popular name for males in the U.S.

The name "Evan" can have a variety of meanings

Hiya, Evan! How are ya?

How dost thou fare, dearest Evan? Do thy misfortunes crush thee, or doth thy heart still abound with gladness? Ah! what a foolish thing my pen hath written, for what evil could ever bring down the happiness that thou hast wrought? For only thou canst find a single hour of joy in these wretched times – only thou know'st the secrets to perpetual lightness of the soul. Though the light in the darkness fadeth, thine eyes never grow dim. If only, dear friend, we could greet thee one last time, for we know that thou art also longing for our companionship; but in our miserable state, we cannot escape to thee in the coming doom. We only find strength when we remember that thou art fearless despite our despair, yet even then we weep, for courage cannot outwit calamity. Ah! farewell, my dearest friend, my Evan! I regret that this will be the last words thou shalt hear from us until we regenerate because PLOT TWIST we're actually Time Lords! SCORE ONE FOR US! YEEAAAHHH
by based on the entry guessmyname November 25, 2013
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Evan Rachel Wood

Evan Rachel Wood is an American actress, model, and musician. She's had Emmy and Golden Globe Award nominations. She heroically stands up for women's rights, LGBTQ rights, and passed Phoenix Act against domestic violence, which she named, in California. She named Marilyn Manson, also known as Brian Warner, as her abuser. She inspires us and supports other women against abuse.
Evan Rachel Wood transformed her trauma into state law this week when California Governor Gavin Newsom signed her Phoenix Act. When Wood was 18, she was “starved, isolated from friends and family, and at one point tied up by her hands and feet." She eventually pushed past threats to name Manson.
Wood came forward with her survivor story in 2018, releasing a video statement explaining why she wouldn’t name her abuser and testifying before Congress on behalf of the Sexual Assault Survivors’ Bill of Rights. “Bad things can happen to you, but you can rise out of the ashes. That is exactly why I named it the Phoenix Act,” said Wood. “I do believe that you can come back from tragedy, sometimes even stronger than you were before.”
by Inspired21stCentury February 21, 2021
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Evanescance

A goth band with the vocals of amy lee who joined seether for the song broken. Their not a good band but not bad one. IT DOESN'T TEACH FUCKING TEENS TO CUT THEMSELVES!
evanescance was a terrible idea.
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