monkey dump

The act of pooping while in a tree.

I was at the park when some fucker took a monkey dump on me.

I was climbing a tree and had to take a raging shit; so i took a monkey dump on a baby below me.

by PENISBULB November 12, 2006

dump trump

What everyone should be doing since Donald Trump wanna be dissing

Person 1: Trump is always talking shit
Smartest person ever: "DUMP TRUMP"

by Lesthebest June 04, 2016

dumpy-dump

This term is used to toilet/train young people. It makes the training lots of fun, like trying to teach kids numbers from the shape of their turds.

"A little dumpy-dump ??!!" Did you have a little accident ??

by Johnny Chingas March 23, 2005

Team Dump

When two guys both have to drop a deuce, so they awkwardly sit in two neighboring stalls.

"I gotta lay a shit"
"Me too lets take a team dump"

"My principle and I took a team dump today. It was so awkward.

by Hugh G. Rection is a boss October 31, 2010

spray dump

An explosion of liquid excrement released abruptly from a bare anus, covering what it contacts.

The dog drank salt water and spray dumped all over the beach.

by Dumpycrankster56 October 13, 2011

taking it to the dump

After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)

I was taking it to the dump last night

by Joe_flameyurass February 23, 2015

Dump Hoe

A chick that clings onto her ex for various reasons just to be apart of his life. He can easily have sex with her because she's pathetic then dump her.

My dump hoe will not leave me alone she is a stage 1 clinger.

by SS&M June 27, 2016