Dookie-drunk

At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.
Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.
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Drunk Trap

An unusual area of a bar that is esp. dangerous to people who are intoxicated, making them fall, trip or spill their drink. Examples are weird ramps on the floor, restrooms at the bottom of long stairways, and things that hang low from the ceiling.
"We knew is was time to take Tisha home when she walked across the room and fell into the drunk trap."
by booboobigsley August 18, 2009
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Drunk Deaf

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and the more you drink the louder you talk & the louder the music gets.
Drunk1: It's too loud

Drunk2: (yells) What!!

Drunk1: Ah mate your Bloody drunk deaf
by Honeypotter April 10, 2016
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moon drunk

Around the time of a full moon a person acts crazy, odd, or drunk-like.
Full moons affect animals and people,
Hence the name Luna in lunatic
Chris was awfully giggly tonight, must be a full moon soon.
Oh that’s how he acts when he’s moon drunk?

Are you moon drunk? You are acting awfully drunk and you’re sober!

You are very odd today and a full moon was yesterday... must be moon drunk
by Shasake December 14, 2019
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sober drunking

Verb: the action of acting as sober as possible when you are drunk
cha dude, I was so sober drunking last night.
by bubbles_2319 January 23, 2018
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mommy drunk

A drunk who just starts cleaning and checking on people and trying to take care of everyone. Your typical babysitter.
Sydney was being such a mommy drunk last night.
by Boredbitch December 09, 2014
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Truck Drunk

When a person(s) is so in love with a truck that they enter euphoric state. Or drunk on truck(s)
Bro, that truck's got me feeling a little Truck Drunk.
by Truckdrunk July 05, 2015
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