by HoneyDH October 22, 2015
Get the Second Drunkmug. Drunk Amy is a thing of beauty and the only the entertainment you’ll ever need on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling her chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼
by Inkedmomof2 September 25, 2017
Get the drunk amymug. At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.
by Kevin Motherfucking Gillespie August 8, 2007
Get the Dookie-drunkmug. An unusual area of a bar that is esp. dangerous to people who are intoxicated, making them fall, trip or spill their drink. Examples are weird ramps on the floor, restrooms at the bottom of long stairways, and things that hang low from the ceiling.
"We knew is was time to take Tisha home when she walked across the room and fell into the drunk trap."
by booboobigsley August 18, 2009
Get the Drunk Trapmug. by Ik0804 March 17, 2015
Get the über drunkmug. Dude I'm so Mikey Drunk that it comes in waves from my shoulders to my face and its punching me in my eyeballs
by Mogar193 June 8, 2011
Get the Mikey Drunkmug. by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011
Get the pisspants drunkmug.