then i found 5 dollars

when you tell a bad story, and everyone knows it, say "and then i found 5 dollars" to make people think that it wasnt a shity story.

Me: "so the other day i went bowling"
Larri: "and...?
Me: "i almost bowled a 200!"
Larri: "that was the worst story ever"
Me: "...then i found 5 dollars"
Larri: "AWESOME!!!"

by Ductape419 December 2, 2007

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and then I found ten dollars!

A tag line to add to the end of boring, stupid, or otherwise crappy stories. Amount of money should fluctuate proportional to the level of crappiness

...so the whole time we had been standing in the band room, and I kept thinking, "Wow, I really love band", uhh... and then, I found TEN dollars!!!

by stevie September 19, 2003

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two-dollar hoe bath

To spray oneself with colonge or perfume, instead of bathing in soap and water. You can usually tell by the strong odor ,overbearingly sweet of manly.

I came on the bus this morning and i could totally tell someone took a two-dollar hoe bath! smelt like fritos and funk.

by Patattack90 December 21, 2008

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five dollar foot long

A cheap and delicious sub from Subway. Jared eats it and so should you.

Five...
Five dollar...
Five dollar foot long!

by Gamer_2k4 January 21, 2009

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$1.27, a dollar twenty-seven

The cost to eat ass. Un-cleaned, cleaned, doesn’t matter. $1.27 IS ass eating. ( U.S currency only)

Female: Hey babe, I have a dollar twenty-seven, eat my ass?

Male: say less

Female: hands over $1.27 exact change

Male: (proceeds to eat ass)

$1.27, a dollar twenty-seven: cost of eating ass

by Jasperknows March 26, 2021

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