Dodgelaid

A dodgelaid is a determined athlete who is always wearing stringers and beanies to the gym.

Oh boy dodgelaid is hitting the gym with his stringer and beanie again smh.

by Six star November 5, 2020

Dodge

One of the "Big Three" truck brands in the United States. Usually known for a dash that is sun bleached and will break if you breathe on it too hard, and also blown transmissions. Most Dodge owners have a tell about their sexuality, being that if they have the tow mirrors flipped up, you can most assuredly assume that they are not heterosexual.

Brian: Hey dude I just got a dodge! I can't wait to take you for a ride!
Phil: You know im a Ford guy! So you'd better flip your tow mirrors up!

by FoundOnRoadDead November 13, 2020

dodgesong

best game in the world, created by our lord and savior, fresh.

bro, dodgesong is amazing

by fresh#2296 October 19, 2020

Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.

1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.

by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020

dodger-brained

doj-er - breynd

When a sports fan is overwhelmingly vocal about their team even though no one asked. An internet troll with no creativity or basic means of human communication. They have little education or real ambition and continuously live in the past.

"Can you believe that dodger-brained doofus didn't know it took his team 72 years to win a championship?"

by TantrumPolice December 31, 2020

dogememeiscol

dogememeiscol is a complete badass and will be the president of your life

dogememeiscol is so pro

by catememeiscol February 19, 2021

Dodgery

The act of hiding or concealing your identity when committing a crime.

We we didn't put on a mask or use dodgery when we stole the cake.

by Beezybr March 18, 2021