cousinly love

useally lovin between 2 or more cousins that can usually be taken further by themselves or their uncles

dang man thats some good cousinly love skee yee bubba (spits dip)

by ur next door cousin April 11, 2019

Double Cousins

A situation occurring only in Kentucky, since this is the only place that this is legal, in which two (first) cousins are joined in marriage, thus creating a situation whereby all other cousins are cousins twice.

Cousin 1: Joe-Bob and Sally-Ann got married and now we're all double cousins.
Cousin 2: Damn...

by sammichhhh January 24, 2007

father, uncle, cousin Kate

A nice way of saying FUCK in polite company.

Oh father, uncle, cousin Kate! There's no one to drive me home, and the bus drivers are on strike!

by pentozali February 20, 2011

tunnel cousins

Two chicks who've slept with the same guy

You slept with Mark? Me too! We're tunnel cousins!

by murph0969 July 7, 2012

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

by Gognoggler May 6, 2015

Sleep Is Her Cousin

The cousin of Death and the second cousin of the Bitch.

Death: hey where is my cousin Sleep?

Bitch: where is my second cousin Sleep?

Sleep Is Her Cousin: i'm right here!,

Death+Bitch: ohh cool

by JesusChristfootball October 12, 2011

Ur cousin asexual

The worst insult that can ever be used against another human. All other insults naming family members and sexuality fall miles short in destructive capcity

You:”ur granny tranny”
Me:”stfu ur cousin asexual”
You:*time freezes as your entire being witnesses forces only known in the big bang*

by TheEggBoy May 10, 2018