A mega creep is a creep but worse.
In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.
Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,
wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually, without emotional reason to, and being predatory does.
The mega creep does all of that with extremely creepy (not cute) smiles, tongue licking and finger wiggling gestures, wanting to Joe Biden sniff anyone he is attracted to
There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone, many bisexual people are awesome & many awesome people are bisexual
But the mega creep is not one of them
And whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean but not creepy to the other one:
The mega creep is creepy to both.
When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.
Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,
wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually, without emotional reason to, and being predatory does.
The mega creep does all of that with extremely creepy (not cute) smiles, tongue licking and finger wiggling gestures, wanting to Joe Biden sniff anyone he is attracted to
There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone, many bisexual people are awesome & many awesome people are bisexual
But the mega creep is not one of them
And whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean but not creepy to the other one:
The mega creep is creepy to both.
When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
by Mega_Creep March 15, 2023
It's total creep and beep on the 101 right now.
I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.
I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.
by techn1ciaN December 16, 2022
"Concerns run high that foreign goverments maybe e-creeping the American public through foreign-made consumer electronics whose smart circuitry can listen in on any conversation."
by onysai April 08, 2018
When you cruise around a party, wedding, nightclub, etc. scoping out the ladies from a safe distance with the intent to eventually approach and hit on. Short for "Creep Riding"
Kyle: Dude, Jose is Creep Ridin on those girls
Edwin: At least he's not just creepin on them
Marcus: GRIMACE!
Edwin: At least he's not just creepin on them
Marcus: GRIMACE!
by C Ridah October 07, 2008
by battycreep316 April 18, 2016
A variation of the British Tradition of eating left-overs from your Sunday roast the next Morning or lunchtime. Bubble & Creep however, is when a male or female fornicates and typically eats out their mate’s one night stand or partner the morning following a party. Tears will be shed
‘Good morning babe.... wait, where are you? Jess? Baby?
Joe mate have you seen Jess?’
‘Sooorry bro I think John’s having Bubble & Creep for breakfast’
‘What? My best mate? With my girlfriend? That sick fuck!’
Joe mate have you seen Jess?’
‘Sooorry bro I think John’s having Bubble & Creep for breakfast’
‘What? My best mate? With my girlfriend? That sick fuck!’
by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019
an adjective or adverb (creep-tasticly) used to describe something extremely creepy, weird, awkward, scary, or pedophile-ish.
jane: "this guy i dont know won't stop sending pictures of himself to me"
john: "wow, that is creep-tastic"
john: "wow, that is creep-tastic"
by SheB:) August 16, 2010