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Job For A Cowboy

One of thee best bands to get down with any time of day or night. The best albums, and songs by Job For A Cowboy consist of,

DOOM: Suspended by the throat, The Rising Tide
Ruination:Butchering the enlightened

Genesis:The divine falsehood

Though hated by many people alike "scene kids" because Job For A Cowboy or any bands alike would crush listening to Forever The Sickest Kids any day.
1. When you go to a Job For A Cowboy show, make sure to bring an extra shirt, most likely you will get blood on you.

2. Thankfully I didn't have to take my sister to that Owl City concert, I couldn't bare terrible music, and on top of that all the little scene kids standing there texting.

3. Job For A Cowboy and Annotations Of An Autopsy " another great band" touring together was massive!
Job For A Cowboy by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010

Concrete Cowboy 

A person who thinks there a cowboy but would be scared to get dirt on there hands normally lives in large towns or city’s
That John is a real concrete cowboy, would be scared of a little dust and dirt
Concrete Cowboy by Carbsboii May 23, 2018

hot cowboy 

when a person takes a cowboy hat, farts in it, then places it over the face of another person.
My friend gave me a hot cowboy because I was being a dumbass.
hot cowboy by t bizzle November 30, 2004

Dutch Cowboy 

Walking into a room and immediately stripping bare except for wooden shoes and cowboy hat. If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.
The Dutch Cowboy can be seen in the opening of the 1991 Winter Olympics in Greece. If you look closely at footage from the torch ceremony you will see a man in the background begin to remove his clothes, save for his cowboy hat. He is the one with the Netherlands' flag.

This is a nice surprise to welcome home a loved one.

Pirate Vs Ninja Vs Cowboy

An unanswerable question, like Sophie's Choice but harder.
Man A: I don't know what to do, it's pretty Pirate Vs Ninja Vs Cowboy at the moment you know??
Man B: You mean like Sophie's choice?
Man A: But wayyyyy harder.

Kenny Cowboy 

When in the doggy style position and waving your hand in the air like you are twirling a rope in your hand.
I was banging this girl from behind and threw my hand up like I was the Kenny Cowboy!!
Kenny Cowboy by Ace 2517 April 30, 2007