you could do better

a hating ass bitch that can’t get a nigga

oh my! look at that bitch ass pussy over there. she said I could do better 🤔
you could do better: hating ass female

by sano ! January 11, 2022

Coltrane

A unique high you experience when you take at least 4 valium and smoke a gram or so of marijuana, preferably raspberry kush but it works with any strain, and listen to old John Coltrane records on vinyl

Guy 1: “tonight’s gonna be crazy, we’re gonna do the ol’ Coltrane and order some pizzas, you should stop by”

Guy 2: “Sounds fun I’ll totally be there”

by TheJoker047 July 22, 2018

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

by Hybaj May 7, 2011

Colten

the soccer mom of the group who conveniently the same height as every tree they walk by. Carries a large bag of meatballs under his coat at all times. Will eat whole carrots out the bag while on break

1: who’s that tall dude chomping on the meatballs?
2: Colten

by tickled pickle November 23, 2021

colty

A word to describe an event of something backfired comically or someone just hit themself or their teammate/friends way too often(with a gun)

"This guy is a colty, he just killed the whole squad with one shot, his squad by the way"

by Coltin' October 23, 2022

Golden Colton

When someone pees in your mouth, and then you spray it back all over them.

During sex, someone attempts a Golden Shower, gets it all in your mouth. Then you spray it back onto him. A bellowing laugh ensues. Your lover storms out covered in his own urine as you realized you pulled off the Golden Colton.

by her0cool April 22, 2011

this could take years

absolute newcomer to english language idioms
straight in at number 1
out of nowhere. here to stay. go check it out

"hey, so what we perceived as normal practically shifted overnight. its like Point Zero."
"Its too early to even imagine where we are going. this could take years."

by Krkič March 23, 2020