Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.
What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.
by vududady January 6, 2017

by ILOVEPORN1 May 12, 2020

it is just a pice of fucking shit that has one fps on every fucking game. when it starts working it shows you pictures of porn some times even big penises.
by your mom GG January 14, 2022

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.
by bushlight February 19, 2019

A computer virus but harmless
David: I finished programing a computer virus
Adam: BUT THAT'S A FUCKING WEAK ASS COMPUTER VISUS YOU DUMB CRACK
Adam: BUT THAT'S A FUCKING WEAK ASS COMPUTER VISUS YOU DUMB CRACK
by TotoMan1441Alt December 2, 2017

Person 1: Why have you got a mac when you have a pc.
Person 2: it's because i love both and its alright tp be a computer whore
Person 2: it's because i love both and its alright tp be a computer whore
by daniel needs saving September 19, 2018

An electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.
My computer crashed again :(
by Dr DIVYa January 23, 2024
