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Commando

Synonym of retarted, retarted person. Dumbass on dizzy.
This nigga is a commando...
by Dr_sargento May 5, 2025
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Command Sergeant Moderator

A high-ranking moderator within a milsim unit, responsible for enforcing server rules, maintaining order during operations and being an overall hard ass to deal with in certain scenarios. Said person also thinks he can make you do push ups in real life.
"You better watch that friendly fire, or the Command Sergeant Moderator's gonna have a word with you after the mission."
by Nonebit June 29, 2025
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Cummandent

Cummandent is a sexual act between 2 men where 1 man will peel one of their nipples off while the other man suck the blood out of the torn off nipple and proceeds to cum on the bloody nipple and feeds it back to the man salivated and full of nut
Let's start the cummandent now
by Nipplesucker3000 July 11, 2025
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Commando

Niche larpercore term in an online group called N3XSEC as a nickname for users who are pedophiles, predators, or perverts. Originates from 2024 when a user named Commando was exposed for possessing CSAM and being part of the UTTP.
ur a commando” “blud pulled a commando”
by n3xcorp November 26, 2025
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street-command

Exceptional driving ability. The ability to navigate high traffic situations with haste. The ability to successfully drive to a destination while being intoxicated without being pulled over by a law enforcement agency, crashing the vehicle, or injuring anyone.
I can't believe you made it home from the LAX strip club to the Valley during rush hour in 25 minutes. You demonstrated excellent street-command.

I just butt chugged a bottle of Goldschlager. I'm going to need some serious street-command to get home in one piece.
by Mollusks March 24, 2013
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valleys commando

From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.

sim. Paratrooping
Q: How you getting home tonight Dylan?
A: Don't need to boys, goin' Valleys Commando.
by Welshy_NZ October 15, 2013
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