Porch Coffee

Moonshine (or any alcohol) drunk out of a mug on the porch in the morning.

It’s before noon but I don’t want the neighbors to think I’m an alcoholic so I’ve got my porch coffee.

by Bearded American May 02, 2021

Strong coffee

Doing something bold to gain attention or praise

Wow! Did you see That girls moves on the dance floor? That's STRONG COFFEE right there!

by Mr. Black August 28, 2017

detroit coffee

A ghetto drink made by preparing coffee with coke-cola instead of water (served cold).

"Treyvon stayed up all night after he drank three Detroit coffees."

by Zim-Zamer March 23, 2014

toilet coffee

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can

That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!

by Sarcia26 May 09, 2019

mexican coffee

the act of pouring espresso shots into someone’s pussy and drinking it out with a straw

i had a mexican coffee this morning, gave me energy for the rest of the day

by Connie BBC February 11, 2021

Coffee refugee

A person searching local coffee shops for the best one.

My barista left for a new job and now I’m a coffee refugee to find my next cup of joe.

by JJ Java October 06, 2021

Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 04, 2016