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Crapper

When someone goes on urban dictionary and adds a really rubbish definition for something no-one cares about at all.
by LewistheGreat September 16, 2005
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capper

(1) One who writes captions to screengrabs on the Scifi channel website.
(2) Anyone who writes captions to photos or screengrabs online.
(3) The elite of the MST3K fans.
Some legendary capers include gray zombie, glitterrock and jondapicam.
by jondapicam November 5, 2003
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bell clappers

A disability in which your balls can twist cutting off blood supply and causing excruciating pain, if not treated within a day (sometimes a matter of hours in severe cases) your balls can just die. Contrary to popular belief ADOLF Hitler didn’t in fact have this condition.

Side note as I’ve had a very bad personal experience with this: by severe pain I mean amongst the worst pain a man could possibly feel, in rare cases worse than kidney stones and even as bad as coming 2nd in a battle royale game.
James: “Did you hear about John with the twisty balls?”
Liam: “ yeah the doctor said he had bell clappers syndrome.”
by It’s clapping time July 2, 2019
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Go like the clappers

A person usually a lady who is an epic shag for reasons unknown
Posh girls have good manners, but they go like the clappers because they never got to hang around with boys at school
by Joecls May 23, 2022
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Capperised

When a person does something very stupid they are called a capper and the thing they do becomes capperised :)
If your facebook chat wont work it is capperised
by Poopiejaws November 13, 2011
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Crapper cripple

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt
I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.
by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016
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Clapped

Clapped -old as hell ,worn.
This bitch clapped 👏👏
by Silius June 3, 2018
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