lunning cinguist

One with great wit and ability when it comes to use of the tongue. (Also known as oral sex). It is derived from "cunning linguist" with the first letters switched around. Much like "bucking fitch" and "fothe mucker". It was first used on Facebook when someone mistook "cunning linguist" for "lunning cinguist". Its meaning is the reverse of cunning linguist. The person in question has sloppy techniques with their tongue, hence the miss speaking of words as well as implying lack of skill with oral sex. Two lunning cinguist performing 69 is sometimes called lunning cinguists.

David: "Ya mother is a cunning linguist!"
Rachael: "Don't you mean "lunning cinguist"

by Tony Young September 6, 2011

If Cinderella dies

If Cinderella dies

used to describe something impossible to happen since Fairy tale that written rarely have sad ending

see example 1

in addition it may used as act of envy by certain people to envy the persons that live in happiness and joy like fairy tale

see example 2

Example 1 : if Cinderella dies Mary the Bachelor may marry .

Example 2: if Cinderella dies I will be the happiest girl in the world and her husband will be mine .

Origins * : it comes from Cinderella's step mother and sisters

*if Cinderella dies you will only the ones who is for Prince Charming .

by Nishclopedias November 16, 2013

butt conductor

One who is obsessed with the buttock area.

Randy had so many pictures of butts in his apartment that I do believe him to be a butt conductor of epic proportion, he can't hide it.

by Podscoff March 4, 2016

Windy Cindy

When Carl blows on your pussy during oral for no good fucking reason.

"The oral sex wasgreat until he fucked it up with a Windy Cindy. We won't be fucking again."

by Mscupcakesncrossbones June 9, 2016

semi-conductor breath

Its when a guys breath smells so bad because he did not brush his teeth from last nights Dirty Sanchez he received.

Hey Semi-Conductor Breath, You ever hear of something called toothpaste!!!

by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 3, 2017

dirty conductor

Just another creative way to call somebody a hoe. Like saying someone had a train ran on them.

"I was crazy last night, I copped atleast 11 bodies" - Emma

"You Dirty Conductor" - Jane

by Datfuckinnigger March 31, 2020

Hey Cindy?

The act of fingering a girl while watching Pete and Pete.

Gave her a "Hey Cindy?" last night during Nick at Nite.

by Ron Brugundy April 25, 2020