by Old Coot April 19, 2018
Get the The carpet matches the drapesmug. When a man dismounts his partner, sits on their back, and busts onto the back of their head; taking a healthy dump in the process.
Anne - Frank tried performing a mexican magic carpet on me last night; but he failed due to his lack of aim.
by JacquesLeCoqueGrande July 30, 2011
Get the Mexican Magic Carpetmug. When someone so utterly destroys your heart by love-bombing you and shortly after vanishing from your life.
I've been so lonely that I haven't noticed how carpet-love-bombed and manipulated I was into falling in love with him.
by Luckypunk_2 October 30, 2022
Get the Carpet-love-bombmug. A carpet sniffer is usually an older woman who is all about that hairy puss.
"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"
"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"
by Sc8rboi69420 October 2, 2017
Get the carpet sniffermug. A woman's vagina that is covered by a small, trimed patch of pubic hair. Refered to carpet tiles used in offices and the short pile carpet they are covered in.
by Mister Ed January 29, 2006
Get the Pink Carpet Tilemug. Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby
by Aleishajade January 12, 2009
Get the Carpet Munching Babymug. An asian person who thinks they are English and doesn't know what malteasers are even though they own the corner shop
''look at that fucking flying carpet...what a sand monkey''
''what was that?? I got a whiff of curry''
''oh a flying carpet just went passed us''
''what was that?? I got a whiff of curry''
''oh a flying carpet just went passed us''
by Twatalie the third August 7, 2007
Get the Flying Carpetmug.