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Bum Grubs

Look at that dirty little prick over there scratching his arse, he must have Bum Grubs (ass maggot or arse maggot). He laid a turd and it was crawling with Bum Grubs.
by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009
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Bum Tunnel

The process by which a bum is born. I.e., a man who creates baby mamas or abuses girls and women physically or verbally had to bum tunnel out of the womb into the world.
Future and Nick Cannon and R. Kelly shouldn't have bum tunneled their way into existence.
These little bay boys bum tunnel their way out into into a crib for the rest of their lives.
by Cree Seven January 15, 2023
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Bum Babies

Private school boarding boys shitting out the cum in their arse.

e.g. CK
by Bum baby April 29, 2021
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island bum

Island lover with no job and the freedom to hop around the islands. Probably lives on a boat and catches own food.
We are going to cruise the Caribbean on our boat and become island bums.
by Midlife Cruising January 5, 2011
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benefit bum

From the UK. Usually aged 18-25, shops at lidl or aldi, lives off government benefits in a council flat in Leeds, has three cheating exes and some have 5 children for the carers allowance money.

The females sometimes have big boobies in order to feed all their kids.

Heavy smoker, highly unattractive and obese, eats ready meals for every meal and washes it down with a 3 pound bottle of wine from the corner shop, has a very unoriginal British name like Sarah or Kai.

A certain comedian I don't know the name of made a song about this. Look up "shopping in lidl song"
A: Sigh. Sharon is such a benefit bum.
T: I know, right? I saw her nicking a lil tots push iron to pay for her ciggies.

A: Oye Oye!! Bloody hell that was my bike I'm gonna bloody kill her!
by TheSwaggyHobo November 28, 2019
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bum twinkle

Bum twinkle. It's where your asshole gets a itch on your inner rim!
by Bum twinkle March 20, 2017
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parm bum

A parm bum is basically a saggy buttock that looks like someone took a chicken parmesan and lifted it up sideways so that all the sauce and cheese slid off slowly. This is what a parm bum looks like.
Manager: I was gonna tap that ass last time but then my employee had a parm bum so I had to get out of that warehouse.
Random Stranger: What?????? Weird flex but okay.
by EWITSACHEEGRUM November 28, 2018
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