Clay bum

When you wipe your bum and there is a clay like matter on the paper.

I was wiping for ages last night. Turns out I’ve got a bad case of clay bum.

by Fjdb565656 March 30, 2020

bum scruffler

max

max is a fat bum scruffler

by max4689 January 10, 2022

benefit bum

From the UK. Usually aged 18-25, shops at lidl or aldi, lives off government benefits in a council flat in Leeds, has three cheating exes and some have 5 children for the carers allowance money.

The females sometimes have big boobies in order to feed all their kids.

Heavy smoker, highly unattractive and obese, eats ready meals for every meal and washes it down with a 3 pound bottle of wine from the corner shop, has a very unoriginal British name like Sarah or Kai.

A certain comedian I don't know the name of made a song about this. Look up "shopping in lidl song"

A: Sigh. Sharon is such a benefit bum.
T: I know, right? I saw her nicking a lil tots push iron to pay for her ciggies.

A: Oye Oye!! Bloody hell that was my bike I'm gonna bloody kill her!

by TheSwaggyHobo November 28, 2019

bum twinkle

Bum twinkle. It's where your asshole gets a itch on your inner rim!

Look at that mans bum twinkle

by Bum twinkle March 20, 2017

Bum Sink

Slang for the toilet, especially when it includes a water jet anus cleaning system.

Q: "Where is Donald?

A: "He is on the bum sink taking a shit"

by Roger R. Rogerson-Rogers August 18, 2019

Bum Mister

A small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.

If you've been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very HOT, you would impliment your 'Bum Mister' to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.

by FinnyJ December 7, 2010

Bum Road

Understanding Bum Road requires some knowledge on the religion of Bochism. Bochism is a small sect located mainly in Southern Ontario but has been documented in Amsterdam, Netherlands as well. Similar to the Garden of Eden in Christianity, Bum Road is an integral part of Bochism, along with veganism. It represents the journey of life, the path which Bum Roaders follow on their journey of becoming a Boch. Bum Roaders mainly worship Joaquin Phoenix, although they still pray to several of his disciples, including Laverne Cox and Ruby Rose. The term “Bum Road” can be heard used in a variety of contexts by fellow Bum Roaders. It can be a negative or a positive thing, or simply be synonymous for anal sex.

“You have a Biology exam? Uhhh that is sooooo Bum Road”
“It’s 420 BUM ROADDDDDD”
“Omg last night my boyfriend took me on a trip down Bum Road for the first time ;)”

by Bochy e December 4, 2019